BUUUUUUUT it’s super fun to try and top it!

That is the Whitest sandwich I have ever seen. Both literally and figuratively.

“Heeeyyy baby, do those legs go all the way up?” “No.”

Anna, get this kid to do a Jez post!

This is amazing. And her parents clearly knew she was destined for this career path when they named her Hilde.

Shade, burn, everything.

“9 year old girls should be playing with dolls, not trying to be reporters”

This is incredible!! Fuck yes, little girl, scoop all those professional reporters. Collect your Pulitzer in 10 years and laugh in their faces.

And their U-19 team won the U-19 Cricket World Cup too!

Not only did the Windies men’s team win, they pulled off the double as the women’s team upset champs Australia who were going for their 4th straight world title.

The only thing worse than Rudy is literally everything else about Notre Dame.

WHOA MAN YOU GOT ME THERE

ugh, bae is not woke

I don’t know what you mean because I’ve never read Deadspin before.

One good scene means any criticism of the whole movie is invalid? OOOOOK buddy, go back to South Bend.

I choose the third option. People like you.

I suppose you don’t like soccer uniforms being called “kits” either.

Why can’t she try to be a more perfect candidate though?