While everyone else is arguing over intent, let me propose this:

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

As Usual, The NCAA Didn’t Think Through The Obvious And Logical Consequences Before Instituting A New Rule

I hear you, I hate it when people point a gun at me and force me to read content from a free website.

I’m shocked. So shocked.

Oh no, it’s totally legal, that’s why the can was covered in tape, the referees replaced the ball and there is an article on Deadspin.

I’ve wanted to be Tracee Ellis Ross’ friend for the last ten years. Or work with her. Or shout life-affirming things about how wonderful and talented she is as she walks down the street. You know, whatever.

I have zero faith in Cesar Millan’s dog training techniques but the real reason I hate his face is because once some bro on a bike came up to me at a stoplight and said of my dog (sitting on the curb, waiting for the light to change as he’d been trained to do), “that’s a pretty good dog but you should really make him…

Jay-Z clearly has 100 problems now.

> Suppose that Jay-Z and Vanilla Ice are hanging out.

I would say that Jay-Z now has 99 worsening problems.

The Maple Leafs are still figuring out how to play 5-on-5.

Words, and a bit of vomit, seem to have left me.

No dick jokes please!! Okay, here’s one:

To me, this GIF ends the rebuttal from the traditionalists.

Because omnivores have the ability to gain nutrition from many different sources?

The milk requires dairies to rape cows and steal their offspring

“I grew up not even putting milk on my cereal”