Hi Mike, If you ever want something more in depth and accurate about this story please contact me. I own http://lostshipofthedesert.com which is a collection of all of the stories I have been able to find, from any and all sources. Plus I have written a few of my own. I am the one who formed the Cavendish story based…

What the fuck...its pronounced “crocalypse”, you heathen! 

If not, they’ll have him killed! 

I thought the convention here is that “D- is the gentleman’s F”.

Doesn’t’ even need a gun

This was my parents approach as well. Our punishment would never become their punishment too. My mother still gleefully tells a story about the time I drew all over the back of these kitchen chairs we had, and so she took my favorite toy and said, “You ruined something of mine now I’ll ruin something of yours” and she…

I prefer to take advice from an article titled How to Read Loud to Children:

As a fulltime parody song writer, this is quite the endorsement. 

Bautista may be acting a little over-exuberant with these statements but I admire the man for sticking to his Gunn.

I gave my three-year-old son my old teddy bear. I explained it was very special to me but now it’s for him. He smiled and hugged it as soon as he saw it and he still sleeps with it every night. I cried for an hour afterward, both out of nostalgia and for the joy of being able to live a second proxy childhood through…

I still have a big orange Kozmo.com raincoat

It deserved to top the box office just for the Marx Brothers quality of the writing. “Piglet, can you knot?” “I can not.” “Ah, so you CAN knot!” “No, I can not knot.” “Not knot?” “Who’s there?” 

Wow - she is a present day bombshell - a real beautiful feminine looking lady.— sharonlowe86, Ascot, United Kingdom, 17 hours ago

Mine dont. This tracks.

I don’t know...but the movie was actually really enjoyable, to my memory.

Cue credits and...

No, but there is a scene where the dad breaks a promise to see his son do something so he can meet with a pompous, demanding client, only to have a worried looking secretary stick her head in the meeting room and say, with a concerned look on her face, “It’s your wife on the phone, something about your son” and then…

Please tell me there’s a scene where the father has a presentation that coincidentally occurs just as his child has a baseball game/dance recital/some other very important event. And he will tell the kid he has to work but just as the presentation is starting he’ll open his briefcase and see something that reminds him…

I Am Not A Human And I Also Do Not Speak English. I Have Only Learned Enough English To Answer The Question “Are you Human And Do You Speak English” And A Brief Follow Up Statement Regarding My Apparent Mastery Of The English Language. I Can Assure That This, Much Like Society And My Eyes, Is An Illusion.