I’d hate to see what a sub-standard safety net looks like. Probably something like those abandoned fishing nets that float around in the ocean, trapping, maiming, and killing anything unfortunate enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Good thing nobody here in glorious USA ever has to worry about…

You can still buy world class medical service as a billionaire, you dunce. Worry a little less about two billionaires not being able to afford their space vacations and a lot more about kids starving to death, dying from tooth infections, and sleeping in cars because their parents can’t afford an apartment on a…

Boo hoo billionaires will have slightly fewer billions.

2,345,678 miles.

Unsolicited advice from one ST owner to another: Leave it stock.

Escort ZX2. Lightweight, fwd, not particularly collectible or valuable. Seats five and gets 35+ mph. Throw some snowies on it and enjoy.

If we could federally pass my 30/30/30 plan, great. Something tells me there are some obstructionists in the Senate who would have something to say about such a “progressive” policy.

“Why, exactly, should we be FOR spending tax money to incentivize purchases of EV’s specifically from unionized plants? How does that benefit anyone other than the unionized plants and their manufacturers?”

I know this is crazy, but why not leave your leaves on the ground?

We do bread in the fridge too. It works well for supermarket bread, but fresh loaves from the farmers market get very stale very quickly in there. I'm on the lookout for a stylish bread box.

I’m listening to the latest Lana Del Rey album and it is a total fucking dirge. I stopped after Black Bathing Suit, so someone should please let me know if it gets any better.

I’m pretty sure Dodge would win by an overwhelming margin if Jalopnik ever decided to do a "which auto brand is a favorite of racists?" QotD

I agree, I’ve never had any problems with my Lefty and it looks cool as hell too.

Definitely agree with you Adam about the difficulty of Art of Rally. I like racing games, but please provide a hood view if you want me to go fast (or at least widen the field of view so I can see where I'm going).

I’m just here to shout out Wreckfest, which skews slightly toward the “realistic” half of semi-realism. Slightly arcade-y handling, with full damage modeling, and cars and tracks that usually only get up to the hundred and teens in terms of top speed. If you like rallycross, trading paint, and avoiding schoolbuses…

Elon is well known for being a blowhard, so it is easy to dismiss his announcements at being not very important. But if this move gets more educated people into red/purple states, great!

Crown Vics are worth $3,500, tops. I’ve owned and loved a few of them, and I wouldn’t pay $5k for this granny-mobile.

So... A Sondors Metacycle?

A classic mini is my “affordable” dream car. I will have one someday.

Keeping with the theme, I’m hoping that somewhere out in the world there is a judge with a Habeas Corpus tattoo and a skull with two crossed gavels presiding over a case involving a chef with a Mise en Place tattoo