everything that is quintessentially american is also shitty and stupid.

Wow, this looks so fun, I can’t wait to play it in overpriced coffee shops or wherever 3rd generation upper middle class adult-children who pretend they aren’t part of the evil empire congregate these days.

oh ho ho ho

i dont know about him but i do it because i enjoy rankling grammer and speling pedants irregardless of there feelings

This kind of behavior is only cool and appropriate if it is underaged boys being sexed and abandoned.

as a natural-born Chad, these pathetic baboons will never get here. *waves at incels from way up high, looking down at them, as one might at a zoo enclosure, or standing at the edge of an empty swimming pool*

First rare earth metals and now Fallout too is only for China. Well, on the bright side, in a few decades we’ll get to play Fallout in RL. 

call me when they release a pokemon-branded home prostate testing kit.

i remember when bioware was a titan of good game design. now it is a titanic dollop of shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_first_music_videos_aired_on_MTV

I mean, they were the first metal band on MTV and they sound like if the Doobie Brothers made a hard rock album. I can’t think of anything more pop that being sandwiched between Rod Stewart and REO Speedwagon. They’re in the kiddie pool, man.

that is not a foregone conclusion since for the vast majority of human history stabbing was pretty common. as a rural recluse who shuns human interaction i would argue i have a slightly higher chance of not getting stabbed, actually. but if i do get stabbed, meh. stab wound scars look cool and being dead is even…

anything that contributes to teenagers getting eaten by sharks can’t be all bad.

Ageing British pop metal band Iron Maiden...

God bless America. God was/is the first sociopath and jesus was the first schizophrenic sex addict.

Wow, you’re the sleeping one. Open your eyes.

Well, Hitler certainly wasn’t right, but Von Braun might have been.

This is a poorly conceived movie, just like the Super Mario Bros was. At least SMB was weird. No amount of redesigns will make Sonic any better or any worse. Except for one that will never happen: the redesign is an actual hedgehog painted blue with a voiceover, Milo and Otis style but without the animal cruelty, by…

i’ve never given a shit about sports and have known about porno for a long time but this necrophilia thing has me interested

porn: the only way to get me to watch card games