I continue to be the sole person on Team Gwynnie. It’s a lonely fucking team.

I don’t hate Rita Ora either.

I told a friend of mine that when I get married, I want to stick a firework in the bouquet at the end of the night. And just let the flowers explode.

Okay so an alternative toss would be to gift your bouquet to your (or someone’s) Gramma. The oldest, most lovely woman in attendance, and kind of make a big deal out of it. You can also have the bouquet dried and turned into beads for jewelry so that’s an option.

I like it but I’m really hoping for a full-length-Thriller-sized director’s cut.

I am giving 9000+ points to whomever designed and styled that Christina Hendricks spread. It’s perfect - she looks amazing, the shots are beautiful, it does a great pr job with a new look to suggest she’s moving on, but really, most of all..

Oh, are we posting Pretty Wild GIFs now?

I GOT YOU BOO

I wish I was at home instead of work so I could upload 19378187 pics of Nolan’s best outfits on this thread. I’m going to miss him so much.

This is the sad truth. While I get Bey’s encouragement, there are many other RELEVANT organizations to donate to like the Dream Defenders (I always give them a shout out because they do good work and I used to work with the founder. He’s a good man and the real deal.)

Just like male humans!

Fuck off. Baseball fights are dope.

I used to play a game at my local Burger King called, “How will they mess up my order today?” I would order a #1 combo (Whopper, fries, soda), with only ketchup on the whopper.

They never got it right. Not once.

Highlights were the time I got two fries with no drink, two drinks with no fries, a chicken sandwich (do they…

Can't stop posting this as it always fits.

I’m just flagging your defenses of transphobia as hate speech at this point. Have a shitty day. I wish you the worst.

Just because you’re the one who popped out the kid doesn’t give you the unfettered moral impunity to dictate everything surrounding their existence. They didn’t have any sort of fundamental moral right to piss all over the stated, expressed identity of their daughter, and burying that in layers of smarmy “privacy” cop…

"Angry, I was now drinking to get shitfaced. And it worked."

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.