I fucking love how much she says fuck. Also, much appreciate her saying us childless women are brave. I get so many annoying comments about my lack of children...why don’t you have kids? When are you going to have kids? Don’t you want kids? What, you don’t have kids? Oh, you’ll change your mind, kids are the most…

HE’S COOK! COOOOOOK!

Her voice trying to be Tim Curry makes me keep waiting for her to call out for Korben

Al Roker’s all stir stir stir stir.

It’s because we’re actually very, very stable, and these aren’t our issues.”

This is the best wrestling article I’ve read in ages that isn’t Matt Fowler’s “Wrestling Wrap-Up!” Kudos to you and more of this please!

I’m probably the only one of my pals watching Money in the Bank over Game 7.

Please keep in mind that Omar Mateen has been on FBI radars since 2013 for possible connections to ISIS terrorist activity: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/…

She also sang Metric’s Black Sheep for The Clash At Demonhead’s performance in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World:

I know it’s popular to hate on Gwyneth but THAT is how you do divorce with kids. Too often the parents are selfish cry babies who can’t put their kids first for even a second. I can hate on GOOP the website but I give these two a lot of credit in the parenting department.

Ooooh, I’m sure Kris would love it. Her nickname for the baby would be “ratings”.

It hit me with 17 Again. I may or may not own that movie. (I do).

Real talk: Maybe I’m a monster, but I don’t feel awful about rolling my eyes, this is just special snowflake syndrome rearing its head again. It’s impossible and unsustainable to cater to all diseases and disabilities and super specific differences in the appearance of humans. Children’s parents should explain that to…

Victoria Grayson?

I’ve worked with teens who deal with mental disabilities. Brendan Dassy broke my heart. When he said he answered the officers questions how he answered on his Homework, by “guessing” I almost threw my computer out the window I was so angry. Every system failed that boy. Any form of early intervention failed him, the…

Worth it for more of this....

Would honestly be better than the current governor in Kansas.

I have two friends who are at 20 weeks and 22 weeks right now. Both are TINY girls. They look pretty much like this. Two weeks ago, nothing. Now they are clearly pregnant. These people need to fuck off. I have another girlfriend who didn’t even look pregnant until she was 25 or 26 weeks and people were equally rude -…

You know what? I liked Garden State and I kind of loved the soundtrack. You know what else I liked? (500) Days of Summer.