I GOT YOU BOO

I wish I was at home instead of work so I could upload 19378187 pics of Nolan’s best outfits on this thread. I’m going to miss him so much.

This is the sad truth. While I get Bey’s encouragement, there are many other RELEVANT organizations to donate to like the Dream Defenders (I always give them a shout out because they do good work and I used to work with the founder. He’s a good man and the real deal.)

Just like male humans!

Fuck off. Baseball fights are dope.

I used to play a game at my local Burger King called, “How will they mess up my order today?” I would order a #1 combo (Whopper, fries, soda), with only ketchup on the whopper.

They never got it right. Not once.

Highlights were the time I got two fries with no drink, two drinks with no fries, a chicken sandwich (do they…

I’m just flagging your defenses of transphobia as hate speech at this point. Have a shitty day. I wish you the worst.

Just because you’re the one who popped out the kid doesn’t give you the unfettered moral impunity to dictate everything surrounding their existence. They didn’t have any sort of fundamental moral right to piss all over the stated, expressed identity of their daughter, and burying that in layers of smarmy “privacy” cop…

"Angry, I was now drinking to get shitfaced. And it worked."

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

I want Seth Rogen to be my friend. I want his laugh in my life. I want his weed in my life.

Well I have eyes, so yes. Put it this way, her ass is as real as her nose, as her breasts, as her mother's nose, her mother's breasts, her mothers stomach, her grandmother's breasts, her grandmother's nose, her grandmother's facelift.....and so on. Her instagram shows she comes from a family of women who are head to…

Unfortunately the Kardashians don't scurry under the refrigerator when someone shines a light on them. They just turn and pose indefinitely.

#NeverForget

Legitimate reasons for fans to storm the court, in my opinion:

He's just angry that his toupee almost fell off.

Hey there.

Every woman should have been on their damn feet!

What show are you watching, because it must not have been the fun and yes, awesome, performance I watched. I could not stop smiling.