Are we gonna talk about the bit where Kanye approved of Tyga "getting in early" with Kylie?

The best possible outcome is if Dunham ends up being the person who finally kills Quinn.

What'd she order, Fish Filet?

ADULTOSAUR in: THE ACADEMY PERSON

"When a movie about black people is good, members vote for it. But if the movie isn't that good, am I supposed to vote for it just because it has black people in it?"

Agreed. But Stone has the comedic timing and the charisma to pull it off for the most part, I think. Better there be some tribute to Radner than none at all, too!

This is really bad, but here it goes.

The flyaways on this Heidi hairdo were WACK on TV. I cackled because I am a mean-spirited bitch who was happy to see Igloo Australia looking basic as fuck tonight.

I know you're all here to see Billy Ray Cyrus.

In five years or so, Perry and Swift are going to finally realize that they are actually in love with each other, get married, and live happily ever after. And they'll get matching restraining orders against Mayer as wedding presents to each other. Calling it now.

Lea DeLaria's photo... Is giving me LIFE without parole.

I prefer Sir Hiss.

And thank you Kate Winslet, for taking a fucking stand.

He has a star on the Walk of Fame? Why? Is the emblem under his name a bronze asshole?

Nah. It goes PETA, then juicing for me for top 2 most obnoxious.

That was my first thought. My second thought was that someone wrote that for him.

Cantaloupe is fucking gross. Its smell makes me want to vomit.

I guess Rawls and McNulty made up after all.

Maggie Gyllenhal, I like your work, but that was too pretentious.