Remember when she wrote that song about how mean critics are, and then said they’re “alone in life” at the end of it? Good stuff. 

This century? Everyone who’s ever been killed in a genocide would like a word.

CPS is brutally underfunded in most places. That would be incredibly unfair to the children and would flood overtaxed systems. Very bad policy idea. Enlightened centrism is not the same as being intelligent.

Is it a joke if it isn’t funny...like at all?

She wasn’t able to turn her childhood stardom and obvious talent into a long-lasting career because the entertainment industry is full of misogynistic idiots who probably wouldn’t give her a chance because of her weight, so I’d say it hasn’t been as good to her as it probably should have been.

This sounds like the TV show version of being thirsty. Extremely does not sound interesting to me. I know we already have enough evidence that people will watch bad TV because it’s got some tits in it, as if you can’t watch porn for free on the internet, but damn. HBO got that formula locked in.

I’m not in the film industry but my impression has always been that it very much matters whether people pay to go see a movie after it’s made.

A consumer who will or will not pay to see her movie based on how potentially unpleasant it will be.

I would love a celebrity-themed restaurant that serves the food actors actually eat. Like Macrobiotic Spirulina Pill With Carefully Measured Portion of Unsalted Sunflower Seeds. Or The Rock’s Cod, which is just like a pound of unseasoned cod on a very expensive plate. 

I’m a copywriter. If I ever found myself writing something that included the words “parent lie game,” I would quit on the spot. Fuck that.

God, how is she so fucking smug about absolutely everything? I love this idea, but hearing her talk about it is somehow gross.

Is it really that hard to understand that people tend to want different things out of a relationship? They’re under the same roof the majority of the week, it doesn’t seem like that big a deal to sleep separately for three nights.

And they’re all probably heinous conservatives who will enter the judiciary with the goal of stripping away individual rights, deregulating business and giving handouts to the rich. I really don’t give a shit what someone’s gender is if they’re a terrible person.

William looks like he’s inspecting his son’s hair for harvest.

Are you implying that they’re going to behead Meghan Markle? lol

The level of celebrity worship that goes on in our current late capitalist era says everything about how fucked up our priorities are.

Love to see centrist outrage at anyone daring to defy their correctness. Love to see it.

This is peak Biden supporter commentary. Thank you.

All the people who were indignant about an earlier comment I made saying that Biden isn’t *that* much better than Trump need to read this whole thing, but especially that last paragraph. Biden is essentially a Republican. People can be Republicans if they want, I guess, but I was done being a Republican by the time I…

That is a very shallow, ahistorical and self-serving analysis of what happened in 2016...but, as the kids say, go off, I guess.