Miley Cyrus does not, has not, and cannot, twerk

Lena Dunham is so creepy and awful. I truly despise that she’s famous.

How did the willowy aryan princess manage to cut herself off at the waist like that? Did her stylist do that to her, with the shorts and the shirt? Did Stella? Either way, not a great endorsement for a clothing line!

Your grandma sounds like a hoot. 

Inhaling shit into your lungs that isn’t air is always bad for you, period. Doesn’t matter whether it’s wood smoke or water or burning tires or tobacco or dust or asbestos or tiny particles of microplastic. Our lungs aren’t filters. They aren’t designed to do anything but take in air.

We actually don’t live in that world. If you think they’re the brightest minds of your age, you should like. Read. Or something similar. Podcast listen?

I wouldn’t. You are many more times likely to die on a private flight than commercial.
My grandfather had a plane, I flew on it when I was a kid. I remember it being extremely bouncy and cramped. Then he crashed that motherfucker. Cause small jets crash like it’s going out of style.

I’m not a dude, and you’re not smart. I have no idea who Mia Khalifa is. Tracy did a bad job reporting this story. Sorry to disappoint.

I was 7 years old in 1991, but sure. I was complacent for being in 1st grade in Atlanta rather than personally driving myself out to LA to join the riots.

This is the reality Maggie Haberman wants, though. Status quo at all costs.

“The performative Twitter gawking doesn’t come from respect for the work of sex work or a belief in the value of it. It doesn’t come from a sense of injustice on Khalifa’s behalf or a desire to interrogate tube-site economics. It comes from a wish to attach a price to her shame”

I’ve stopped watching entirely due to the league’s disgusting non-response to this issue. And because of their non-responses to players abusing their wives.

But there are also people who’ve stopped watching because racism. I’ll give you one guess what the NFL’s leadership is going to blame when their numbers continue…

I have had multiple incidents on this very website of people who are either young or ignorant (or both) acting like police brutality is something new. As if Rodney King never happened. As if the 1950s didn’t exist. And so on.

Imagine being a person whose entire career is based on the idea that you’re powerful and unconcerned with what other people think of you, making way too much money on the shoulders of that idea...and then wasting that money in doing that to yourself. It’s almost too pathetic to bear.

The outfit is so bad, she looks like a kid in a trash bag on Halloween. And the shoes...why.

He doesn’t have to remain married to Miley Cyrus, who seems like genuinely one of the more obnoxious and entitled child stars in her generation, so I’d say he’s going to be OK after his wounded pride heals.

Do you realize how much more effective you’d be if you didn’t do that dorky “deep breath” shit?

I mean your argument is very stupid either way—we don’t “deserve” social media? That’s a very strange point of view. But how is it that dorks like you manage to make your insufferability apparent through a blog comment?

This isn’t going to survive the courts, if it happens.

My work tasks today are so boring that I’ve spent most of the day playing Cookie Clicker, which is easily the most mundanely entertaining thing one can do to pass the time between now and death.

I’m so glad this post results in a disgusting video autoplaying on the homepage. Really great content guys, keep it up. This kind of shit is just 10% of the reason why your traffic is in the toilet.