...while Trump is the only one who knows what he is going to say before he says it.

Wiener!

The Weiner Of Our Discontent.

Skittering phalluses... I have mental images that I never thought I'd have. 😨

It kind of sucks that of all characters, Noah was the one who didn’t have an arc.
(I’ll show myself out, thanks.)

does she? do you have any pics? i need them for... uh... science.

OMFG I love your story!! I was thinking “RUN! HE’S CRAZY!” after the fridge thing, but grocery store worker makes SO MUCH SENSE!!!

Off topic: Can I rent him to organize my kitchen?

There is literally nothing about Taylor Swift that says “gangsta” to me. She’s as gangsta as I am and I’m a middle-aged Asian-American father of two who works as a programmer/analyst for financial firms by day and masked commenter by night (actually, daytime too but don’t let me employers know...probably know already).

This is a pretty adorable story.