Hella is a word that these interns would not use because they are not from the Bay area.

...while Trump is the only one who knows what he is going to say before he says it.

Wiener!

The Weiner Of Our Discontent.

Skittering phalluses... I have mental images that I never thought I'd have. 😨

It kind of sucks that of all characters, Noah was the one who didn’t have an arc.
(I’ll show myself out, thanks.)

does she? do you have any pics? i need them for... uh... science.

OMFG I love your story!! I was thinking “RUN! HE’S CRAZY!” after the fridge thing, but grocery store worker makes SO MUCH SENSE!!!

Off topic: Can I rent him to organize my kitchen?

There is literally nothing about Taylor Swift that says “gangsta” to me. She’s as gangsta as I am and I’m a middle-aged Asian-American father of two who works as a programmer/analyst for financial firms by day and masked commenter by night (actually, daytime too but don’t let me employers know...probably know already).

This is a pretty adorable story.