Welp, Clayton Bigsby isn’t real.
Welp, Clayton Bigsby isn’t real.
I know there’s probably no legitimate reason, but I wish our border guards could stop him from entering. “Nope, go use your own healthcare, Ayn Rand.”
It turns out being a huge dick is a lot more strenuous than having one.
That said, the fact that the foot expert in question is a fetishist and lead with “I’ve sucked enough toes” is both creepy as fuck (as it’s an objectification of an unwilling participant)
I just find it amazing we live in a reality where the good people of the WikiFeet community are better journalists than most of the mainstream press.
But they’re coming tonight, the national champions, subject to the weather.
Trump’s notes from the meeting:
I said he’ll flip you. Flip you for real.
So Rock beats Paper? Hat can't be right.
“Meanwhile, The Daily Star’s story continues to be up on the paper’s site; the organization has been sued for (and settled over) libel charges a number of times over the years, but it’s still baffling that they thought they could get away with allegedly straight-up inventing an interview with one of Earth’s most…
You guys really like to refer to Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer as “Mike ‘Nuke The Gays’ Priefer”. Have you ever considered that Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer maybe doesn’t like being called Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer? Did you reach out to Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer for comment? Please be more mindful of what Mike…
Nice handle/comment synergy
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters-Tebow sounds like the name of a law firm based in Narnia.
I see a lot of people being awfully cynical here. Meanwhile Tebow, living his best life, is soon going to settle down with a beautiful woman and Nel-Peters is going to have what every woman wants most, sex with a 31 year old virgin.
She-sounds like-a nice-girl. I'm-happy for-them.
A good reply
I thought he died:
In my fantasy world, Kamala Harris is debating and verbally punching him so hard. You know that his Achilles heel is his perceived “manhood.” It would just piss him to no end that a woman of color would attack him over boning a pornstar right after Melonoma gave birth to their son.
Vince Staples is certainly not unproblematic—-I’m no prude but one song in particular has a lyric that made me clutch my pearls and grind them into a fine powder the first time I heard it—-but he’s been rightfully ripping R. Kelly to shreds for a long time. They should have interviewed him, or at least gotten…
When I was living in South Florida after graduation from college — woulda been about 1995? — I reconnected with a childhood buddy of mine. We had done dumb backyard wrestling and bulletin board systems when younger, so it was a bit of a shock to see him as a tattooed aspiring pro wrestler who was, what’s the…