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Gross

It seemed like they were considering bringing him in and then Kaep’s girlfriend sent this Tweet out there:

Time was everyone thought the same way about Vick

This is a horrible poem.

Never have I seen a QB play like this.

Get bent.

Oh awesome the Age of Consent Explainer has logged on.

Nothing you said indicates there is any harm in exploring and pushing to implement renewable energy.

Change scares my feelings, which, when you have them, are gay.

It’s a ceremonial rank only. He can’t marry people.

He’ll probably learn his lesson this time.

Definitely dangerous and contact to the head, but when you watch it at full speed it doesn’t look egregious to me. I think suspending him for the season is ridiculous and the punishment doesn’t fit the crime. Maybe a game or 2, max. It was a full speed play where Doyle was attempting to get up and run after the catch…

My blood pressure is—normally—on the high end of “normal.” Occasionally it moves into pre-hypertension, and if I’m having a panic attack (which hasn’t happened for a couple of years now), it skyrockets.

The biggest contributing factor to my BP sitting where it does is a slightly too-large love of good beer. I’m at a…

She is almost as reviled by them as a school shooting survivor.

That’s why Graves is the only one braying laughter at his stupid picking-up-trash joke.... She’s just staring at him like he’s a fucking moron, because he is. She doesn’t have that “automatic smile” problem that most girls and women are conditioned into by that age. Blessed be!

Fun fact: My hero Greta Thunberg has Aspberger’s syndrome (true story), which in this case she uses as a superpower, cause Greta has zero fux to give.

No joke here, this type of shit is gonna be dangerous and used by NFL defenders to spread misinformation in the coming years. Gronk is just one of the first NFL-humpers to push this kind of thread; -guess he had to lay the groundwork for some TB12 anti-CTE water

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.