lol

That’d be weird.

It’s like the Penguin escaped from Arkham and grew a beard because that will totally fool the Batman.

Don’t care. Whether it’s malice or stupidity, he shouldn’t have a job.

GUMBO GUMBO EVERYONE HAD BOUNTIES GUMBO!

He may be revered, but he’s a dead motherfucker, so there’s that.

Saints fan?

Reggie White was a POS, so headhunting in NO was OK. Got it.

I LOVE everything about the Liberty University sports programs. It is just such a perfect way to point to the hypocrisy of the evangelical community (or at least Falwell) that it makes my heart two sizes bigger. Should we hire a disgraced coach? Yes! Should we have the entire operation be led by a disgraced AD? YES! …

Andy Reid will only coach in states with this exact structure. 

And Trump supporters will be equally as obnoxious after he wins the Nobel Prize in Physics for discovering the Grand Unification Theory. Vegas has the same odds on both.

“Hi Mike, fellow PSU alum, free JoePa!”

Missed the WYTS deadline for this year, but four weeks ago the corporate entity that I pretend to work at while they pay me a meager wage decided to bring in a celebrity speaker to get us excited about filling out our TPS reports. Being Chicago, they hired Mike Ditka. After a painful incoherant 15 minute speech, that…

I sat in a bar, with my pregnant wife, down in Florida watching that game unfold. The nice locals next to us seemed excited for the Bears about to kick the winning field goal. I told them that he was going to miss it. I had no doubts about this and then he hit those fucking poles. Sat there in my Mack jersey, staring…

Start a Gofund me to fight MS-13.

Start a Gofund me bring the leaders of Antifa “to justice”. (remind them Soros has a lot of money so you’ll need a lot to fight him)

Start Gofund me to buy Rashida Tlaib a ticket back to where she came from (don’t tell them that’s Michigan)

Start a Gofund me for a new police appreciation…

The lengths that people will go to to show that they hate us is incredible. I ain’t got shit else to say.

Hey man, I’ll just come out and say it: drop kicking puppies off of tall buildings is bad.  It just pains me that I’m the only one with the stones to drop such a hot take.

Fuck Steve Bisciotti who passed on Kaepernick because he was afraid of the mouth breathing, purple-camo-zubaz-wearing, cornhole-playing, Bay-side-of-the-Eastern-Shore-preferring sons of bitches who toss this state into a GOP governorship whenever they get bored.

Not trying to hate your game, Epstein, but maybe you should stop dating 11 year olds?

I’m shocked and saddened to see no mention of how fucking terrible Myron Kope was and how the Steelers have done their best to cut out the charity that Kope picked to benefit from the Terrible Towel, a school for autistic kids.