announced in early November, then unannounced two days later, and finally un-unannounced after that

He certainly cannot read the question...

Michelle deserves better than the misery and stress of a presidency!

He is waterboarded to death. Trump gives his eulogy. Lynne Cheney, fed up, shoots Trump, wounding him only but putting him in a coma he won’t wake up from. While she’s in jail, Donj and Eric come up with a scheme to get arrested and join her in a women’s prison for revenge. Both are immediately discovered and put in…

I’m not an American, so make of this question what you will...

This. Getting tired of the idea that those in the military are paragons of humanity.

You know what’s caused more deaths than illegal aliens? Middle-aged white guys with too many guns and something to prove. Where’s the GoFundMe for that?

Lol, no way. That would require them to also be up against some exciting, highly regarded Rams team with a prolific offense and... ah fuck!

Just to keep the rhyme going...

The president does speed? The president can’t read? The president is a creep to all types of women, particularly adolescents?

I hope the irony of calling people privileged in the same breath that you tacitly endorse enabling the Republican Party to militarize the border and deny refugees a fundamental human right is not lost on you.

Which Hunt! No Contusion! 

Equanimeous St. Brown has to be a Spinal Tap drummer.

Not the best ‘and the kick is blocked!’ announcer call I can remember...

Anything with D’Brickashaw in it.

Because I could totally imagine one of my hipster friend/assholes telling me about some afro-futurist musician by calling him the Kenyan Drake

True story. I had to go back through my DMs to find it:

More proof that ‘stand your ground’ and other such laws are meant for white people and no one else.

Did he seriously just give a “they’re just following orders” reply?

I’m sorry, sir, this is the internet; could you please pick one extreme or the other?