A good reply

I thought he died:

In my fantasy world, Kamala Harris is debating and verbally punching him so hard. You know that his Achilles heel is his perceived “manhood.” It would just piss him to no end that a woman of color would attack him over boning a pornstar right after Melonoma gave birth to their son.

Vince Staples is certainly not unproblematic—-I’m no prude but one song in particular has a lyric that made me clutch my pearls and grind them into a fine powder the first time I heard it—-but he’s been rightfully ripping R. Kelly to shreds for a long time. They should have interviewed him, or at least gotten…

When I was living in South Florida after graduation from college — woulda been about 1995? — I reconnected with a childhood buddy of mine. We had done dumb backyard wrestling and bulletin board systems when younger, so it was a bit of a shock to see him as a tattooed aspiring pro wrestler who was, what’s the…

announced in early November, then unannounced two days later, and finally un-unannounced after that

He certainly cannot read the question...

Michelle deserves better than the misery and stress of a presidency!

He is waterboarded to death. Trump gives his eulogy. Lynne Cheney, fed up, shoots Trump, wounding him only but putting him in a coma he won’t wake up from. While she’s in jail, Donj and Eric come up with a scheme to get arrested and join her in a women’s prison for revenge. Both are immediately discovered and put in…

I’m not an American, so make of this question what you will...

This. Getting tired of the idea that those in the military are paragons of humanity.

You know what’s caused more deaths than illegal aliens? Middle-aged white guys with too many guns and something to prove. Where’s the GoFundMe for that?

Lol, no way. That would require them to also be up against some exciting, highly regarded Rams team with a prolific offense and... ah fuck!

Just to keep the rhyme going...

The president does speed? The president can’t read? The president is a creep to all types of women, particularly adolescents?

I hope the irony of calling people privileged in the same breath that you tacitly endorse enabling the Republican Party to militarize the border and deny refugees a fundamental human right is not lost on you.

Equanimeous St. Brown has to be a Spinal Tap drummer.

Not the best ‘and the kick is blocked!’ announcer call I can remember...

Anything with D’Brickashaw in it.

Because I could totally imagine one of my hipster friend/assholes telling me about some afro-futurist musician by calling him the Kenyan Drake