True story. I had to go back through my DMs to find it:

More proof that ‘stand your ground’ and other such laws are meant for white people and no one else.

Did he seriously just give a “they’re just following orders” reply?

I’m sorry, sir, this is the internet; could you please pick one extreme or the other?

His father was a Nazi, he was deep in the Iran Contra treason and his imbecilic son was possibly the greatest war criminal in U.S. history.

Her father must be rolling over in his grave.

Looks like “Old-Pussy Face” applies just as much as “Old Pussy-Face.”

I thought it was...

Bawidabowdibangdibangdiggydiggydiggylovetogetoffonatechnicality

Then giving you a star is appropriate. 

Sorry, Jewish as well FWIW.

“You think the Raiders got Judon? How about when that kike Robert Kraft offered me a washed up Rob Gronkowski for Ezekiel Elliot???”

Man, getting sacked three times in a row, who does Carr think he is; Bobby Petrino?

Hyde-Smith looks like the main character of a show called Strangers With Candid Racist.

Depends, is the woman also a piece of shit?

White speaking at the Republican National Convention

I can’t stop watching the lineman going up field in that first gif. He is sooooo stoked that he is going to crush some DB in open space. Then he gets spun around as two defenders go right around each side of him to make the tackle. Then he looks dejectedly at the ground.

Goodell: “No, Mr. Synder, I’m not saying you can’t trade a second round pick, I’m saying that “the Waivers” aren’t a team...”

Broken leg is so close to Wounded Knee. 

It’s even more sad because he’s wearing a neon green wrist band that helps gain awareness for gruesome lower leg injuries.

Fun fact: Changing it to rhyme with “Heisman” reverted it back to its proper German pronunciation.