But if he doesn’t run then he won’t be able to use the clever “BET2O2O’ROUKE”tm campaign design* that I’ve created for him.

I laughed at that far longer than I should have.

Hey, us food cops are a brotherhood. You mess with one of us you mess with all of us.

Waffle_cop...my arch-nemesis...

UPDATE: FORMER TEAMMATE IDENTIFIED AS LAZY, UNEMPLOYED MINORITY

Headline on Breitbart Sports right now:

THUG STEELERS PLAYERS VICIOUSLY TEAR UP LOCKER OF FORMER TEAMMATE, STEAL ANYTHING THEY CAN GRAB

The troops are in training for the war on Christmas.

You crack me up.

Oh fuck the fuck off with that “angle” nonsense. It’s not an “angle”. I hope CNN wins. I’d just like to know what the basis in law is beyond “The 1st Amendment!” because I can’t imagine that’s the only basis.

Apparently, yes I do. Shit. 

Do...do you think Matt Barkley and Jimmy Clausen are the same person?

wrong on every count

Sociopaths think that a lot of unfunny and inappropriate shit is funny.

On the upside Evangelicals have actual biblical support for their love of BBC cuckhold porn.

“And Jesus said unto Lazarus, ‘LOL PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS, LOSER’, and lo, Lazarus began to rot.”

You take that back right goddamn now!

Damnit Buttnut, don’t we do phrasing anymore?!

HOW DO THESE STATES NOT HAVE VOTE BY MAIL!!!!!????

GD...now I can't stop saying "ISIS ISIS BABY" in my mind.

I see these fucking 3% assholes all over here in NC with the stickers on their trucks. They’re advertising that they’re terrorists and get to just walk around free.  Fucking Vanilla ISIS.