In Heidi’s view, her husband “has kept his integrity intact.” And, by extension, she has kept hers.

Tom Cable is an asshole. Am I doing this right?

Your name made me think of this and smile.

Too late. Did it almost 2 years ago for being racist fucks. trump just sealed the deal. They haven’t had any contact with their granddaughter since then. trump racists must be made to pay a price for their horse shit. I’m happy to oblige. Also, all MAGA cult resumes go straight in the trash. I do a deep social media…

The Senate certainly did ignore women...and those same women, mostly or exclusively WHITE WOMEN, are the same reasons Grassley, Graham and Hatch were in their positions 30 years later to ignore women AGAIN.

...when in reality there were no tactics that really could have saved them in this situation.

Never stay on the East Side of Manhattan during the UN General Assembly,

The Lollipop Guild used to get me. Those guys have done some shit.

I view his military service in defense of the Constitution to be his bona fides in any decision he wishes to make regarding that subject.

Yes.

[A] team does not have to actually be ass in order to be the Ass Team Of The Week.

I can't wait for the horse testicle armour DLC

True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.

So would this be your top 10?

I hope the men and women assigned to that team don’t get pigeon-holed as the testicle physics folks for the rest of their careers.

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

Getting two extra bases because somebody else doesn’t know what’s going on is great in baseball. It’s not so good in any other context.

Yea that’s another position that baffling, I know you’re being a snarky asshole but guess what? Shitty teams spend too long trying to turn crappy QBs into something they’re not, too. Jameis Winston is the one that immediately comes to mind. How many backups to Brady have bounced around the league and never come close…

Before Old School and The Hangover Todd Phillips directed a documentary about G.G. Allin. Can’t get much more outsider than than, and with good reason.

That time he tried to breathe out of water: