Yea that’s another position that baffling, I know you’re being a snarky asshole but guess what? Shitty teams spend too long trying to turn crappy QBs into something they’re not, too. Jameis Winston is the one that immediately comes to mind. How many backups to Brady have bounced around the league and never come close…

Before Old School and The Hangover Todd Phillips directed a documentary about G.G. Allin. Can’t get much more outsider than than, and with good reason.

How dare you disparage the good name of Dr. W!

Pictured: McDermott reviewing tape of Peterman

At the moment, he toils for free.

But then he couldn’t buy any groceries.

That time he tried to breathe out of water:

holy sheepshit, no wonder he thinks Flyers are a threat

I’m shocked that your grammar is poor.

This isn’t even a very good crazy asshole rant. You’re no Texans Susan, kid. 

I was kinda hoping he’d call Drew, “Dave”

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

I’m not gonna concoct a better metaphor for Jacksonville than Duval losers gathering in 90-degree heat to jump into wading pools of mayonnaise for free.

Or is it Jortles?

They smacked the Steelers around (twice! Hah!) which was fantastic, but then pissed all that good will away against the Pats. I just don’t know, Jacksonville. Your QB has one of the funniest names in the entire NFL to say, right up there with Gabbert. Bortles! It’s hilarious. And Jalen Ramsey is legitimately…

I hope that after 2019 Bortles puts on Groucho Glasses and plays as Jake Jortles. 

Obligatory:

You beat the Steelers twice last year, and crushed the dreams of the worst fans in sports. For that I will be grateful. Other than that, another anonymous team that on one cares about.

They are the Eli Manning of teams