I knew a guy who was just simply playing with his innocent hand gun, then got depressed and went out and shot up a pizza place with his video game.

Video games do pose a tremendous hazard to our nation’s children. Even now, as a 40-year old man, I still find myself jumping on turtles, eating wild mushrooms, and climbing down random sewer pipes.

Also, during their playoff game last year, I switched back and forth between the game and The Lion King which was showing at the same time on Freeform. I do not have children.

. . . And it’ll be a “public/private” partnership; so, 80% funded by tax-payers and the rest kicked in by a for-profit prison company that has a not-so-secret interest in maintaining institutional racism.

This honestly feels like a cut scene from “Get Out.”

I’m a Bengals fan, and everything you say is correct. Burfict is a shitstain who should be out of the league.

It’s like Schrodinger’s Presidency.

RENDEZVOUS A TEMECULA

“Breaking News: We Found One Person in the Trump Administration Who Secretly Has Ties To America!”

“You don’t prop his lifeless corpse up on the couch and tell the kids it’s fine!”

Clearly, MiniTrue is doing its job perfectly.

Trump yesterday: “Russia wasn’t involved in election meddling”

I can’t tell which one I like best. It’s like every time I watch it, I’m not hearing the words, I’m just entranced by the images as a grin gets affixed to my face.

One movie that isn’t on here that I’m excited for is Mute which comes out in February distributed on Netflix. Directed by Duncan Jones (Moon, Source Code, Warcraft), Mute is supposed to be a spiritual sequel to Moon (which is one of my favorite sci-fi movies), synopsis given below:

“Berlin. Forty years from today. Leo…

Hurling his own shit at people?

trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

He looks like Vincent D’Onofrio’s Kingpin ate one of those three course meal gums from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

I have been avoiding my great grandson Brocklynn who would like to take me to this, the 118th and allegedly penultimate Avengers film. We have been seeing these films together since time immemorial, obviously since the time when nuclear family structures and live births were the norm, as opposed the the much improved…

honorable mention to Joe Flacco for being true to himself and checking down on 4th and 14 with the season on the line

“Clay! Clay! It’s Cam! Your opponent...Cam Newton?! You know that new play you were looking for? Well, WATCH OUT for THIS!”