Oooh, Steelerswire! There’s a truly impartial source.

Good to know sacking the QB is considered a cheap shot. Is that you Jim Nantz?

That was embarrassing to watch. Mike Ditka is a garbage human being.

It’s a good thing Ditka’s father used corporal punishment. Otherwise that guy might have turned into some kind of asshole.

Mike Ditka followed this by explaining that his own father subjected him to abuse, and that the former Bears coach “thanks God every day that he did.”

It’s also called being a pompous d-bag with a messiah complex. Deion has tried to act like a surrogate father to practically every troubled NFL player over the past ten years. And by acting like a father, I mean publicly moralizing and drawing attention to himself.

What are you talking about? Homer has a photographic memory.

Apt name.

For Greg Hardy, it was Jerry Jones.

“ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”

• “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”

So the UFC’s future WAS a sweaty penis!

I’ve said this in this space many times: Kerr’s single biggest adjustment was realizing Green and Barnes were wonderful compliments to each other. Jackson refused to play the two at the same time his final year — after all, neither is a classic NBA 4 nor a classic NBA 3. What they are — classic basketball forwards.…

I’m sure he won’t be a bust. It’s not like he’s a first round pick of the Browns.

missing some oil grease but heres my furiosa roaming the wasteland

Just figured out how to spin the camera.

Made a younger/less bald Dr Venture. “Has anyone seen my son, Dean?!”

Congratulations. Making someone’s day just a little bit shittier for no reason is something you’re proud of. For the record, I would rather start with the staggaring health care disparites that face virtually all Native communities, but seeing as white people only pay attention when you hurt their delicate feelings by…