I don’t know why, but refs HATE calling safeties. After every near-safety, they huddle up for 3 minutes to come up with a way to put the ball one inch outside the goal line.

Among all of the dicks and assholes in that shot, it comes as no surprise that Adam Jones is the biggest.

More like Cincinnati Dangles, amirite?!?!

Was whether Tom cares implied anywhere, or is that something that is on your mind?

You are an idiot.

Makes sense. With an incompetent, ginger-mopped buffoon in charge, Brady will be able to get away with anything.

“After what we experienced with Aaron Hernandez, I really just started to think Trump has a lot of good points,” said Brady.

Tom Brady: Even Bigger Piece of Shit Than Anyone Suspected

Rams is already taken by Los Angeles

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.

Maybe they can change their name to the “Washington Redseats.”

Not as quickly as someone who builds an offense around an over the hill running back instead of a talented young QB.

The curve isn’t that steep. This article is pure hyperbola.

Well there were going to be Botans in the clip but unfortunately many Bothans died to bring us the video in the first place.

Unfortunately, the way this case is being handled makes it look like sex trafficking is a workers are legitimate business human beings.

“On the almighty football field
Beerbellies of all ages
Come to watch the gladiators bleed
“Now boys, this game ain’t played for fun
You’re going out there to win
How d’ya win?
Get out there
And snap the other guy’s knee!”

To the small sliver of BAHSTON STRONG people personally affected by the bombing, my apologies. I suspect you’re not a part of that sliver though, so fuck you.

Also can I say fuck “Boston Strong” too? Being in Worcester when a bomb went off and killed some people you have no relation to does not make you stronger. You’re still a douchebag.

Is there any fanbase, or collection of fans from a city, that can’t take a joke more than Boston/Patriots fans? Guys, relax, its a joke. Every team gets roasted. My god, its hilarious the inferiority complex that bleeds out of Boston sometimes.

Before I saw it was Simmons, I expected the first tweet to be “fuck yall, u faggot losers”