I’m fairly certain the first guy to publish a scouting report on Andrew Luck was Gary Gygax.

Then you come across a photo of what D-Mac actually looks like which can only be described as a hamster with glasses

I just feel bad for RG3 now, he pitied his way into my heart.

Black Jesus

Black Jesus is dead.

What I hate most about the Foreskins: They are the second most-valuable franchise in the NFL, and it is because of the affluence of that part of their fanbase with government and lobbying jobs.

No fair, you changed the text by reading it!

I worked stadium events for the national guard while doing some physical therapy stuff. I am NOT a Ravens fan, but every Sunday, in uniform, I drove a fancy ass hummer (18 or so speakers, a fancy paint job, and some weird lighting syst) and parked in their main tailgating lot. You know, the one the cops cleared the…

“Our QB is like some kind insane quantum physics state”

John Harbaugh was not a very happy John last night.

Right, Aiken was picked up around the waist and had his head driven into the ground for no apparent reason, but that merely qualifies as “brought to the ground harder than really necessary”, and I’m the one coming up with “cute and innocuous” ways to describe dirty hits (nevermind that the knees are hardly the only or…

“which would be great”

I’m sure the comments are very positive and supportive

“.....and in parentheses ‘to the break of dawn.’”

Wait, it’s not Sharknado Thomas?

Oh, hey, maybe they’ll actually play guys like Shamarko Thomas and Stephon Tuitt and let them develop into serviceable player

Next up: the Detroit Lions.

He’s really embracing his inner-Charley.

the Texans would have been the 6-seed. We could have had J.J. Watt in there. FUCK, MAN.