Plus he had that shitty restaurant that that one guy wouldn’t shut the hell up about.

On one hand, he fits the Ravens organizational philosophy of throwing punches.

You should provide a list of ten reasons why Drew and the Vikings suck.

You just wrote the worst broken leg joke of all time.

Being truthful and being tactful are not mutually exclusive.

That’s because Smith is, and I believe this is the professional term, a fucking spanner. He’s right at home at Activision. It’s become increasingly apparent that Halo was 99% Microsoft’s cause. Hell, Halo originally started as an RTS, then a TPS before Microsoft decided “we have an ideas and money on how to make this…

Worst game of the PS4 so far

I feel like you could have picked a better example here? I mean, there’s a lot of worse QBs in the NFL.

Dee Ford runs away from the ball carrier.

I don’t like you making fun of the former Dallas Texans. So as a blog writer of sorts to my friends, family and “others” via Facebook the article from Drew is about as poor as it gets!! Is that all it takes to become a staff writer at Deadspin? Well, boy howdy as people think they say down here in texas give me…

Because Alex Smith is an anagram for Le Max Shit, which sounds French.

You may not be excited about Grubbs, Drew, but I guarantee Andy Reid is.

Mental health issues can be terrible. You inevitably feel like it’s you vs. yourself.

I’m tearing up at those last two. I had a conversation with a Bills fan last fall whose father explicitly told him, “pick another team, don’t end up like me.”

This might actually be my favorite football stadium story of all time...

I fucking LOVE garbage wings!!

Here’s the spoken version

“I love Rex Ryan as much as the next fan, but a retread is a retread.”