To the small sliver of BAHSTON STRONG people personally affected by the bombing, my apologies. I suspect you’re not a part of that sliver though, so fuck you.

Also can I say fuck “Boston Strong” too? Being in Worcester when a bomb went off and killed some people you have no relation to does not make you stronger. You’re still a douchebag.

Is there any fanbase, or collection of fans from a city, that can’t take a joke more than Boston/Patriots fans? Guys, relax, its a joke. Every team gets roasted. My god, its hilarious the inferiority complex that bleeds out of Boston sometimes.

I’m a Niners fan (thank you for your condolences) and I hate most of Seattle and their fans but I will not stand by for any bashing of Lynch. He’s forever the best. If not for his amazing playing abilities and his hatred of the media than for this.

You really are stupid. Why would I give a fuck about Namath when I’m a Giants fan. Still pissed about 42 & 46 huh? Oh and you’re welcome seeing as how the two best coaches in your shitty franchises history came from The Giants organization.

The fact that there’s no Giants comments in there makes me smile. I mean this butthurt, bitchass Boston suck up spent an entire decade making excuse after excuse for his teams two losses to the NYG other than hey maybe they were better. I mean forget the fact that The Pats were outgained in 5 of 6 their Super Bowls. I…

I admit I don’t know many Broncos fans, but I know I’ve never seen any of them defend that move, or go on a huge twitter tirade defending that move. They broke the rules, they paid the price, everyone moved on.

“Commentator 1: And the winner is nature’s greatest killing machine.. Man! Show me where in the rulebook it says that man can’t be a robot?
Commentator 2: Right here, rule one.”

Before I saw it was Simmons, I expected the first tweet to be “fuck yall, u faggot losers”

I feel like if pat’s fans were just like “yeah they cheated, that was really shitty.” this would not get blown up like it does.

“Johnny, you cheated on the SATs.”

@BillSimmons

“How did we have such great success if we cheated?”

I love Pats fans. Their arguments are amazing.

So Goodell wanted to get back at the Pats... by making himself look like he was in their pocket, abusing the powers of his office to protect them?

The butthurt Pats fans are out in force today! "There's nothing new in here!" "It was legal!" "ESPN are liars!"

I’m fairly certain the first guy to publish a scouting report on Andrew Luck was Gary Gygax.

Then you come across a photo of what D-Mac actually looks like which can only be described as a hamster with glasses

I just feel bad for RG3 now, he pitied his way into my heart.

What I hate most about the Foreskins: They are the second most-valuable franchise in the NFL, and it is because of the affluence of that part of their fanbase with government and lobbying jobs.