No fair, you changed the text by reading it!

I worked stadium events for the national guard while doing some physical therapy stuff. I am NOT a Ravens fan, but every Sunday, in uniform, I drove a fancy ass hummer (18 or so speakers, a fancy paint job, and some weird lighting syst) and parked in their main tailgating lot. You know, the one the cops cleared the…

“Our QB is like some kind insane quantum physics state”

John Harbaugh was not a very happy John last night.

Right, Aiken was picked up around the waist and had his head driven into the ground for no apparent reason, but that merely qualifies as “brought to the ground harder than really necessary”, and I’m the one coming up with “cute and innocuous” ways to describe dirty hits (nevermind that the knees are hardly the only or…

“which would be great”

I’m sure the comments are very positive and supportive

“.....and in parentheses ‘to the break of dawn.’”

Wait, it’s not Sharknado Thomas?

Oh, hey, maybe they’ll actually play guys like Shamarko Thomas and Stephon Tuitt and let them develop into serviceable player

Next up: the Detroit Lions.

A lot of people not named Geno

God, Chip sounds stupid. You don’t get to have it both ways. QBs get hit in the NFL, especially when you run an offense heavily predicated on misdirection. We’ve ALL seen the Eagles run multiple zone-read options with every QB he’s had— yes, he’s crazy enough to do a running play with Bradford, even if it wasn’t…

“Seriously, you guys,” Kelly pleaded obnoxiously, without a hint of his own inherent privilege. “All hits matter.”

He’s really embracing his inner-Charley.

the Texans would have been the 6-seed. We could have had J.J. Watt in there. FUCK, MAN.

I went to a school without Greek life, and while there were isolated incidents of douchebaggery (thanks, lacrosse team!); they were far, far less than most college campuses, and nowhere near this open.

Well, the league says you’re wrong. Perhaps you should try crying more.

You seem like a level headed, not at all annoying, dude.