Sometimes I think this an elite photo, but other times it just doesn’t really stand out.

Thanks for this blog, Tom.

You forgot about my father, and me. We volunteered to protect the constitution, and even morons like you, from enemies foreign and domestic. I am sorry that educated, empathetic men who have served this country but can think for themselves don’t fit your narrative. But by all means, continue to use me as the proxy…

Shouldn’t you be reading Hillary’s Benghazi emails or deporting an un-aborted orphan?

So what you’re saying is this....

OK well when Texas stops acting like Florida’s attention-starved younger brother we will stop bashing it.

“So what am I supposed to do if I’m supermanning some ho, and this other bitch wants me to eat her out while sticking a bottle of Crystal into some other hoochie’s coo-coo?”

I think we need to leave her alone a little bit here. A belief in a person’s innocence despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary merely makes her a typical Patriots fan.

TOTALLY BRO CUZ HE CRIED THAT ONE TIME! LOLLL

It says a lot about Met fans that they will make a fan favorite out of a .250 hitter who hasn’t hit a home run in a month and a half and is a terrible defender, all because when he publicly found out that he no longer was on the team, was actually sad...like he wanted to stay. In other words, the Met fans will support…

Based on the less-than-healthy nature of the stools, police are looking for a man afflicted with anal fjords.

Eli was a black man.

Every time Chris Berman says “GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-MEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN” on air, an angel crashes into a nuclear power plant.

“YOU’RE NEXT, ASTORIA.”
You take that back.

Patton Oswalt made a movie about being a Giants fan. It’s not a love letter to fandom; it’s a dark comedic take on how pathetic Giants fans are.

AND DEN, I SWAYA TA GAWD, BEEUH STAHTED RAININ FROM DA SKY! IM TELLIN YA, SULLY, FENWAY PAHK IS MAGICAL!

That’s a nice banner.

Where’s the marathon bomber when you need him.

That was a nice clean start, but we all know Boston is known for their explosive finishes.