After all these years, Marv hasn't lost his trademark biting wit.

She had her back done.

Holy fuck, I'm laughing like a fucking idiot on the toilet at work.

"Can you elaborate?"

despite their goofy position...

Of course the Niners are stupid, Drew. It takes a special kind of stupid to let seven eat you.

Later, standing on a table in the lockerroom: "Hold her! Hold her right with the hand!"

Clay Brennan once smeared a player's semen on his face like Spray Tan.

Clausen getting speared in the head may put the Bears offense in a real pickle.

This comes up when you Google his name, however the actual Wiki page has changed.

Mike Isabella: Oh, this is bad. You gotta change this menu, fast!

I will ride for the Atone Phone, if just for the phone number.

That lump is maybe the 4th most disgusting thing about this foot.

Odds of this story being true are, at best, 18-1

Meanwhile, at HairMetalHenry HQ, HairMetalHenry leaned back in his Barcalounger with satisfaction.

It's a moral imperative.

"Cricket" type personal phaser. Weak ass shit fit for use by chumps like Wesley Crusher, as you can see from the sweater cuff:

1. Real Genius laser or GTFO