The most amazing thing about the Wizards this season is Rasual Butler being a solid contributing player on an NBA team

Sorry, Sio. You're still just this guy.

Why did your law school turn out so many Chinese restaurant founders?

Here in the DC area there was a plane crash earlier today that killed an infant, toddler and their mother. Then learned about the passing of Miyah later in the day. I have a 2 year old and a 2 month old, big Wizards fan and have no problem admitting that I was bawling my eyes out when I saw that live.

That video shows a lot of beer being spilled by fat dudes in Raiders attire.

You left off one of the least helpful plays of the week:

I got a name for it! Its called the "Don't click on articles with headlines that refer to subjects that you'd rather ignore yet still feel compelled to complain about the fact that other people find them important" app. Whaddya think? Too many of those words?

I know the John Wall you're talking about. It's a version of him. I'm a Kentucky fan, and this is the first time I saw Super John Wall: (the reverse in traffic he makes is still astonishing)

Can't wait for Colin Cowherd to criticize Wall for kicking the Lakers while they're down. "That sort of hip hop-like disregard for another is indicative of the disrespect that this….guy shows to the game!"

WHO IS THE REAL RACIST?!!11!!

Let's just dissect the steps of your argument real quickly. Look, ma! A classic use of modus ponens!

Keep in bigot, and my headline also works!

I understand language enough to know a worthless piece of shit rationalizing bigotry under a facade of false intellectualism when I see it. You're pretending to be a victim while also furthering discrimination and actual bigory. Take dictionary.com and go shove it back up your ass, where you'll meet your future…

Hunter wants to be outspoken against homosexuality, but only on his own terms. I see no reason for reporters to cater to his terms.

Fuck Torii Hunter. This'll be my enduring image of this ponce.

I'm not surprised he's an Old Testament kind of guy. He's obviously in favor of an i for an i.

Deadspin is not your freshman philosophy seminar. Just FYI.

We chanted this at Shelden Williams constantly when we played Duke my senior year. Also, I think every student had a sign to this effect:

People who dont eat crust dont always turn into pedophiles but all pedophiles dont eat crust. That is a fact, I read it on the internet somewhere.

I SAID JUST GO WITH IT