He's also stunned by "anger, hatred" from "Creditors/Relatives/Anyone else who interacts with me on a daily basis."

In reverse, he's like the goose who laid the golden... nacho.

Must be a pretty shitty dictionary if they have occupational spelled wrong in it.

"Good fundamentals."
-Ndamukong Suh

NFL: That's a fine.

I can't wait for Andre 3000 to play him in the biographical film adaptation: Stankonia

Dude! More like he pwned him!!1!

Lol so false it's not even funny (speaking as an MD)

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

OOH WAH AH AH AH

I cannot stop myself from parroting "two weeks" whenever someone says it. It's getting to be a problem.

On another planet I was born and raised

I'm not the first to suggest this but they really do need to be reverse fresh-princed. Hang out in West Philly for awhile, shoot some hoops, get in one little fight. They are literally the kids from the Token/Rich People episode of South Park.

God: Welcome to heaven Emmanuel.

BUCKS ASSISTANT COACH: Giannis, c'mere a sec. Coach is drawing up a big play.

Here's some non-gentle satire:

ethically, can you sink any lower?

I feel like Jim Carrey in the Big Gulps scene whenever my comments don't get starred.

http://biggulpshuh.com/

Ryan plans to appeal, which would make the Jets the only team to somehow lose during their bye week.