It must really hurt you to know she’s such an amazing success with true gravitas on a global scale.  

AND in the 69th minute, so, nice. 

Remember the fuckwits that were poo-poohing Rapinoe’s comments on visiting Biff because “they’re not gonna win so it won’t matter anyway.”? Good times.

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I’m going to miss watching this team, and I’m really going to miss Rapinoe dunking on Trump every third day.

That Lavelle goal was incredible! She hadn’t really been getting away with her fancy footwork up to that point in this game, but that little juke at the end is so sweet, before that absolute rocket of a shot.

They need stronger dykes. I kid, I kid

The floodgates opened up after that.

I dunno, I think Yang is the Harambe... Williamson is closer to the jade egg of 2020.

Marianne Williamson is the Harambe of 2020 and I’m already sick of her and every piece of shit who thinks it’s funny to hold up garbage as an alternative to a strong field of Democratic candidates. 

She has a chance for the same reasons why Trump got elected. Because we live in an era in which education, science and reason are being abandoned. It’s all about grandiose self-serving speeches. “I will harness love to defeat Trump” is the exact thing as Trump saying he will make America great again. There’s no plan…

Damn. Poor thin skinned MAGAts getting mad at a satirical comic. What's next? Getting mad at an athlete for kneeling during a sport?

Who are they to call anyone disrespectful...

Yup. Hard reset is what I call it when shit like this comes up. I know its a seriously fucked up thought but I just want humanity to be done and extinct off this planet.

“Man the 4th of July is really amazing. Sure it’s a bit of hokey, flag humping nationalism, but you really appreciate all the amazing things we enjoy as a country. (Reads Burneko’s dash post) Freedom of press was a mistake.” 

Dashes ranked.

As a skier, my annoyance with snowboarders is riding the lifts with them and the congestion they create at the top of the lifts. They also have a a much harder time moving in flat areas. Basically, they create more traffic. But that’s it.  

Yeah, I bet you had the world completely figured out five minutes after you turned eighteen. Nobody could ever get over on you.