Standing ovation, Charlotte.

early 40s? Fuck, i’m old.

Watching Grelladinho nutmeg the fuck out of Lamps was glorious.

The Caricola EPL season begins.

How on earth did Rush not make this list?

This is the greatest video in the history of sport.

No way! All 90 minutes were spectacular! Watching RBNY demolish NYCFC and silence all their goofy fans was so... rewarding.

Bill Walton is the Farmer Dave of basketball.

OK i'm not against the death penalty anymore.

Is this the greatest study ever? Yes. Yes it is.

Killer Mike is a friggin genius. I'm crying at his tax base explanation...

I thought it was fucking hilarious, partly because I was looking forward to everyone complaining about it today.

You should start marketing your own "Bear Repellant Rocks" to them.

these white people are all class.

Wow, three whole busses? DC United fans are mighty impressive.

The defense was pretty sloppy to leave BWP that open, but what amazing placement on that shot. The stadium went absolutely bonkers. Onward to Saturday!!

It's nice to see Gift of Gab getting the credit he deserves. The guy is one of the best emcees ever.

I bet Grindr would be so hot in Reagan.

utter fucking scum, all of these commentators. None of them deserve to own a TV, much less be on one.

This completely useless story just unleashed all the rage at have at everything awful going on in the world and I feel like a fucking idiot for reacting to this shitheel.