this seems to be a short-sighted rejection of sympathy.

I blame you. And this site for doing the exact same thing you blame the rest of the “media” for doing: throwing up post after post about how this shit was a lock, for pouring out entitled drivel like the rich, liberal enclave-ensconced, entitled brats that you are. You aren’t journalists; you’re snobs. YOU’RE the…

Each one of you at Deadspin (and the “media”) bears some real, tangible responsibility for harping over and over that Donald Trump was going to get his ass kicked and we didn’t need to worry about anything. You want to do some “hard fucking work?” Move out of your bullshit yuppie millennial enclave and start…

i admire your restraint. i was on that troll roll for sure. but seriously, i’ve never met a boston sports fan who was more PUMPED about all that hardware than s/he was PISSED about the titles they’ve lost. i don’t get it.

Nope.

it’s good to know you don’t care what people think, because people definitely hate you and your stupid boston gear.

how shocking. no one gives a shit.

Seriously, man. Fuck you. They just won the Series, for crying out loud! They deserve to have some fun.

What’s up with Milwaukee? Is it cool? I’ve heard mixed reviews. Seemed nice enough the afternoon I spent there.

I have a longstanding agreement between friends that I can crash in their place in BK and they at mine in SF. This has saved all of us thousands upon thousand of dollars over the years. No hotel in a major american city is $80 and you wouldn’t want to stay in it if it were.

I’m going to blow your mind. Ready? You LIE down. You LAY a book down. Last night you LAY down, but last night you LAID the book down.

a fake ghost story on a cranky woman website?!?!? well i never!!

You sound kind of annoying.

yes but then you would lose your place at the bar. which was the point in showing up that early. is to have a space in the bar. that necessitated getting there early. so you could be there. when the game started. because if you weren’t there then you couldn’t BE there.

Oh. I get it. This is supposed to be satire and also, presumably, funny. Good work.

I wish to Christ you would shut the fuck up or have a change of heart and do something else. Just stop writing. PLEASE.

Actually its “Fuck it, dude. Let’s go bowling.”

I bust on Deadspin and Drew Magary a lot (and deservedly so!), so, in fairness, I want to tell you when to get it right as well. The introduction is the best thing you’ve ever written. Really lays bare the constant frustration and disappointment that are the hallmarks of being a parent, and our own battles to be…

Thanks man. Correcting strangers’ grammar and pumping buttholes makes the rest of it worth it.

what’s fucked up is your understanding of how to use “it’s” vs. “its”