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Oh so it’s fine when Davis makes fun of his asshole teammates, but when Charlie Villanueva does it it’s considered to be “no-brow humor?”

it’s obvious you’ve never actually played a sport in your life

It’s like Apex vs Starter all over again.

He may have done this simply to show Rutgers that he doesn’t approve. If he waits until they are back in the locker room then people may think that he has no problem with showing up the losing team.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

🎶Well, it’s the remix to ignition

You think that’s bad, you should have seen what happened while Cincinnati lost to the Steelers.

I hate to be that guy, but as a veteran of more than a few drunken road trips, I know the next day trip home sucks. Whether it’s a two hour hungover car ride, or in these guys case, a four hour private flight, that shit is exhausting. So it likely gave them just weds-fri to be alert and productive to prepare. That’s

Well, I mean, this wasn’t a minor offense that you wouldn’t want to ruin an athlete’s life over, like punching a woman in the face or raping them.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

This is bad Deadspin. Thanks for the fact dump. It’s like MLB Trade Rumors without the insight and stats. Oh, but you said Fuck in the headline!

Well she is the 1%, so...

Niner please.

Soccer? I’d barely rank her!

Because he can play football really well and it doesn’t matter to the football program, coaching staff, athletic department, and university administration if he beats women so long as he can help them win.

What, wait, did they outlaw cocaine in Chicago or something?

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

And their spouses.

I know some people think it’s a complete waste of time for Kaepernick to stand up there and talk about something that pretty much everyone agrees is terrible. Especially when there’s nothing he can really do to change it. But that doesn’t mean he shouldn’t have to answer questions about the 49ers.

In my college days I used to date a girl from Eaton and eat a girl from Dayton.