Better than WE ARE. Here’s a good rule to live by: Don’t turn down sympathy for your moronic country while sounding, you know, moronic.

you’re also stupid, apparently.

The streak was dumb. It ended in a dumb way. Everything’s dumb, I guess. Your post. Your take. You. This comment. Everything.

Bingo.

WHOM you don’t know personally.

apostrophes, man.

That’s funny. I usually pull something getting off in the shower

You sure do.

this one gets my vote: “Hey kids, who wants to watch James harden?”

David Ortiz now knows how God feels when God takes steroids.

I agree with a large chunk of these letters. I don’t care about the Cardinals as such; it just seems stupid and a waste of time. People who make their living off the internet or any place where their work can be anonymously and heavily criticized probably learn to not care that much about what’s written, but I want…

“We are in the midst of one of those periodic collective uproars that demonstrate that a surprising number of people employed in the field of journalism are not actually all that in favor of reporting.”

this analogy stupid. leaving a wallet somewhere accidentally is not the same as intentionally playing a game one knows to be rigged. try again.

did someone fart in your mouth today? i hope someone farted in your mouth today. i can do it if s/he hasn’t.

this was great. great.

I got really ready to mock this as another piece of cynical drivel from Deadspin; it’s actually a piece of cynical drivel from Jezebel. There you go. Stop writing shit. I promise I will if you will.

your kids will take the beating you deserve.

I like championships in my butt. #keeppoopin

uh oh. poor tech bloggers. poor bloggers! fuck all of you bloggers.

FUCK YOU and your stupid take. This man can love American AND be embarrassed by the American government at the same time. Why the fuck are you so concerned about what Colin Kaepernick is saying, anyway? You’re not a journalist. No one at this stupid site is a journalist. Please eat shit and shut the fuck up.