I know it's probably too late, but is there any way we can breakdance our way into saving this community center?

I apologize for nothing.

Link?

D.A.R.E. you to kill yourself.

It's what my doctor recommended.

Once I was so horny, I put a lime in the coconut.

And the OP always had to have a subject line. What a world.

She really is as cookie cutter as it gets. They could reveal tomorrow that "Miley Cyrus" was just a hologram all along, and I'd believe them.

"Retarded" means slow. Was he slow?

Should have seen that pun cumin.

Dr. Jackpots?

Because he hanged himself by standing on a block of ice, and the ice melted.

I would like to second the fact that Greyhound is a terrible company run terribly by terrible people.

Your mom goes to college.

(The Night King hovers over the surprise attack atop his icy steed)
♫ Nothing gets to you, stayin' fresh stayin' cool ♫

All the great GoT moments that would make a fine Mentos commercial.

Break me off a piece of that Kit Harington.

I hear that Kinja's awfully loud.

Funny "haha" or funny "childish horseshit"?

"Literally inserted into the script to add some kind of tension"
I mean, that's how most scripts work.