How does it keep up with the news like that?

Trolling is a art.

Reading the headline, I thought they were adding Will Smith's hobo superhero Hitchcock to the DCEU via the Batman movie. But then I realized his name is Hancock, not Hitchcock. So… whatever.

If you SeeSo something, SaySo something.

I have to admit, these upvotes are really gonna tide me over til the next opportunity to drop me a Simpsons quote or make fun of Trump.

If PWR BTTM somehow gets involved, A.V. Club could squeeze four or five more Newswires out of this bad boy.

You know… Morons!

Good comeback(?), but I'm not the one here claiming to be stingy with my fucks, kiddo.

You joined disqus just to make this comment? Seems like you give at least one dull fuck for all the effort.

Apparently the Time Haters sketch where he shoots a slave owner to death repeatedly was too subtle for this chap.

I thought this was the movie where Minnie Driver plays Babyface Nelson.

Where's page 8? What about the guy with the knife? Did he cut her fingers? WHAT ABOUT HER TOMATO?

Who's up for a game of True Catholic? JOHN PAUL II!

Come on, Fox, do the smort thing!

Followed by a new episode of Cucks and Recreation.

Allegedly.

Oh, I'm sure all the Power Rangers have favorite bands, but I don't see what that has to do with…

It's true, but their whole self-titled color gimmick is a Beatles thing.

If "self-titled album" makes you think of Weezer before The Beatles, I just… I just don't know.

Fair enough, but there it's barely trailing GotG2. But that'll likely change, so who knows.