The news about his hand is surprising, but I can say for sure that his girlfriend will not be shocked.

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

Wait, does he think that explanation makes the 49er fans look better?

So waiting to attack a guy as soon as he has his back turned is supposed to give us a better impression of misunderstood Niner fans?

Now that I’ve read his clarification, the 49ers fans are still terrible, terrible people who belong in jail, and the Vikings fan is still an innocent victim.

Just because someone is asking for it doesn’t mean you should give it to them.

He just seems like the kinda guy who has bedsheets made of deli paper.

You mean this guy?

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

How do they keep winning if they’re cheating? I mean, explain that to me. Cheating means someone loses. They are so good, that they win even when they cheat. You’re all jealous of this team.

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

For whom are the court battles “embarrassing”? I am not embarrassed. Are you? It damn well isn’t the NFL, because - while “corporations are people, my friend” - I am pretty sure they can’t, you know, feel. And, even if they could, I am like, positive that the NFL would be the kind of person that doesn’t feel shame.…

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.