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I’m sure it won’t matter if the DoD stops paying for these “salutes,” because the NFL cares so much about the troops that they’ll give the military just as much time for free. Right?

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People do forget that.

You tell ‘em, coach.

To be fair, those lineman are getting up to a pretty ridiculous speed and generating a hell of a lot of force in the small distances between them.

Did you seriously just try to say that Football is more violent then Rugby?

You can’t get seated and ready for the meeting if you walk in the door at 9:56?

It’s the same reason Usain Bolt gets to take steroids. He’s demonstrated he can win without them, so you can’t say that he’s doing anything wrong. Makes perfect sense.

This is exactly like the fourth season of The Challenge where CT was accused of cheating on the elimination competition, but then we all realized it was more like Teen Wolf.