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George C. Scott has come back form the dead to save our daughters from bathroom demons!

Jesus Christ. I had to take a xanax reading what a nightmare machine your brain must be.

Your opinion is bad, and you should feel bad.

I love seeing smoking in film. I fell back into smoking after quitting for a little bit and goddamn people treat you like fucking shit if you’re a smoker. Even if you’re a courteous smoker who doesn’t smoke around other people. If they have ANY idea that you smoke they immediately shun you. I think people hate smokers…

“And anyway, when you have the chance to lock an injured, 5'6" point guard who can’t defend anyone and who’s pushing 30 into a five year, $200 million contract, you have to take it.”

Billy Haisley wrote all the words and doesn’t have much to show for it.

Because you punch up, not down.

Well, yeah. The Brewers (along with the Rockies and Cardinals) have access to all the watery piss they could ask for.

This is my favourite excerpt.

Show us the feet sweetie.

Nope. Crossover mileage is close enough to sedan mileage now that no one would use that as a decisive shopping metric. The couple of MPG difference is FAR outweighed by the cargo and family hauling increase you get with the crossover body style.

The fuck-up on this one is that green is now green apple.

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

It’s the same mentality that the ‘disenfranchised rural whites’ have: I am better than other people, therefor I can’t possibly be harmed by this virulent racist, he has my interests at heart!

Yeah, won’t matter. The people who believe every word Trump says basically are immune to facts and reason and independent thought.

Is it tiring having to couch every fucking thing in terms of liberals vs conservatives?

Right, all that shit is cool, but Jimmy Butler is still way way better than a draft day gamble and Jae fucking Crowder

Not for me. If anything the workforce has only pushed me to the left. That will happen when you realize your CEO is incompetent, but still makes 400x as much money as you do because he has nice hair.