Because you punch up, not down.

Well, yeah. The Brewers (along with the Rockies and Cardinals) have access to all the watery piss they could ask for.

This is my favourite excerpt.

Show us the feet sweetie.

Nope. Crossover mileage is close enough to sedan mileage now that no one would use that as a decisive shopping metric. The couple of MPG difference is FAR outweighed by the cargo and family hauling increase you get with the crossover body style.

The fuck-up on this one is that green is now green apple.

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

It’s the same mentality that the ‘disenfranchised rural whites’ have: I am better than other people, therefor I can’t possibly be harmed by this virulent racist, he has my interests at heart!

Yeah, won’t matter. The people who believe every word Trump says basically are immune to facts and reason and independent thought.

Is it tiring having to couch every fucking thing in terms of liberals vs conservatives?

Right, all that shit is cool, but Jimmy Butler is still way way better than a draft day gamble and Jae fucking Crowder

Not for me. If anything the workforce has only pushed me to the left. That will happen when you realize your CEO is incompetent, but still makes 400x as much money as you do because he has nice hair.

Except it’s literally not. It’s exchanged as bits and bytes and never becomes physical capital. It is traded on high volume deals in a world in which we have no access. It makes no couches, buys no food. It’s taking the concept of fiat currency to the ultimate end-goal: an agreed upon series of numbers that only the…

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that this article isn’t about you.

The family has set up a website... that encourages other fans to share similar memories.

I have actually tried that and most Google results are pro-Milo, or don’t provide actual quotations of what he’s said. “Just Google it” is not a response that’s always going to work in your favor.

Or you could just use google

Really this should be retitled: “How to use zip ties as more or less intended, make your shit look cheap, and make stupid versions of extremely cheap things”.

Or “How to Use a Zip Tie to Link to Another Article”