Aaaaand I just realized that Fowler and Davis aren't the same guy.

I had to keep reading it. I felt like if I put the book down I was leaving her alone in the woods. All by herself.... in danger... I HAD TO KEEP READING IT!!!!

Paul: Ghost! Help!

If he got hit by something completely invisible on defense then it was probably Blake Griffin.

The plural of genus is genera. And I'm holding my fingers so I don't type out other pedantic things.

an iPhone 4

flash. Everyday it just stops responding. Forcing me to restart all of Firefox and what not. But deal with it until something better comes out.

Uh. Okay.

Fuck yes, Miko. Fuck yes.

Miko: This is like putting these players through 2 car crashes a week! They don't care about the players, they care about the money!

She just wrote Miserable Shitehawk's post for next week.

I don't know whether to applaud or go into hiding.

I nominate Miko Grimes to stand in for all of Marshawn Lynch's press conferences.
All in favor?

After seeing her cake, Miko Grimes' emergency oral surgery doesn't come as a huge surprise.

"need you home a sap"

This is not exactly news Tom. Jay's sucked at home all year.

No; it's a good video to teach kids that they can get the dog to eat veggies for them.

Johnny Depp is method. It wasn't him sexting Amber. It was Tonto.

Of course Birdman won. It's a movie about actors and Hollywood. Expect it to win all the awards because if there is one thing that Hollywood loves, it's themselves.