my dog chases his tail for attention

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I specifically remember the female gymnasts in my grade could all do like 30 pull-ups, so they beat the best male score by about 10 pull-ups.

That's what the Pizza Draft is for. Snake style. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW OF THIS?

Nope, just the lighting.

This is under the assumption that the extraterrestrial "civilization" operates as our fucked up human civilization operates, which, in my opinion, isn't a great assumption.

Ahem... (Marquette)

Aww, you're adorable.

If that's Karl Welzein, he's been doin' plenty of 'shups in the john. Beach bod diet is really workin'.

^This

Those balls would have been outs in past years, but because of his new physique they were hits in 2011.

Erin, he's from Janesville. I doubt he knows how to sail.

The irony here is he probably would have voted for Romney in November.

Just another example why, despite only being four years apart in age, no 23 year old should date a 19 year old. The younger is never ready for the serious part of the relationship to start.

I was just turning nine years-old during the 1996 Olympics. I can safely say the Magnificent Seven and the Spice Girls lead me down the path to what can eventually be described as horniness. I could never forget Dominique Moceanu, Dominique Dawes, Keri Shrug and Shannon Miller. I recall thinking of the others as…