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little known fact, opinions can be untrue.

dirty is a relative word. i bet most of you didn’t know what “dirty” was until a woman brainwashed you into doing unnecessary laundry like linens. this shit works like a charm on your comforter.

i clicked on the picture of this article with full intentions of tracking down a recipe or instructions on how to kill yourself with cheese & pepperoni here. imagine my disappointment.

Drew’s voice sounds better in print.