;) as long as you are enjoying the holidays

Acorn? You mean, pinecone?

Which one is the dumb one...? Or, which one isn't the dumb one?

That would not surprise me!

If we poke holes into all of the science in scifi we will be here a long time..

Sounds like my girlfriend!

Stunned that it was worth that much, to be honest.

Yea, but cutting off that cat's foot and turning it into a letter opener makes him a crazy cat person.

Bigger? No, obesity has always been a fear of mine. I'd like to refute religion so we can get rid of it already.

The Bible has a lot of silly contradictions and impossibilities. This, is not really one of those. Munroe does a pretty lousy job sticking to the actual source material (Bible).

+1

I don't even need to read the article. No.

But having a strong focus helps push the agenda, in this case, gun control and mental health reform. The other Sandy was a natural disaster, and while some of the tragedy could possibly have been prevented, it was out of our hands. This was very much a preventable catastrophe. As far as I'm concerned, people can blow…

You NEVER cross the velvet rope. But how did he get in there??

But really, making a comment this in the wake of this tragedy is just unnecessary. How does making this distinction benefit anything?

Viral videos about people falling... Whether they are men or women, the internet will always have them in ample supply!

This. People will complain about Apple articles until they stop running Apple articles. A.k.a NEVER!

You can't make an animation of a penis being jacked off and ejaculating without emojis.

No no no. His twitpic is a Madden cover with himself on it. Schefter IS a slimely little smug fuck. Still good at his job though!

Okay, I follow Schefter on Twitter and the dude is good at his job. He made one little mistake, he is not bad at twitter. Following him is the sole reason I am in the playoffs in my fantasy football league.