Ron Swanson? Is that you?

Psh, I won't be impressed until they reduce the recipe to one ingredient.

I thought LL Cool J was better than that :(

They could have.. you know.. not taken the jackets..

It is very odd that a tech blog would overlook the technical specifications. That being said, $315 is too expensive for anything that could be in that case.

MotionX GPS Drive is my number one. $1.99 to download, $9.99 in app purchase for voice navigation. That being said, my iPhone 4s is jailbroken (obvs) and it was all free :D

Lou Holtz is the only reason I need to hate Notre Dame. Take him off of the TV already!

My 98 year old grandmother was telling stories about back in her day. After telling us how inappropriate intermarriage is (not just interracial but

Sorry I was being an asshole; my girlfriend didn't make me dinner. But I agree and I can't wait to see the 49er's QB battle now.

I live 10-miles away from these Bigfoot hunting grounds. Bigfoot might be in there but it's probably just a local hairy woman. Things are weird out here.. so weird..

It was like the Bears were playing a basketball team? hmm..