Read ‘Democracy in Chains’ and then I’ll hold you whilst you weep.

He sure does have a knack for shooting himself in the dick, doesn’t he?

Once again, being called a racist is made to be worse than the actual racism.

I’m sitting and waiting for two very old friends to join me for a ski weekend and this just made me miss them more :) Friends are the fuckin’ best. I am so looking forward to the giggles, the apres and the hot tub.

What happens next to Woods and Jenner’s friendship is anyone’s guess, really, as the family continues to untangle this story and first decides whether or not to outlaw Thompson from Calabasas.

this pleases me

I’ll believe he’s actually testifying when he slides into that chair.

What if they only read Mein Kampf? :) :) :) 

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/congress-trump-score/

That’s when I realized I would never be able to give enough of myself in my relationship - when he got annoyed that I read too much. THEN I thought, why the fuck am I giving you everything I have? 

Not Sorry, Pam!

I have a friend who was paid out of a gig with him, after he pulled this shit with her. Courtesy of his manager, who of course apologized profusely for Ryan’s behavior. Fuck Ryan Adams, fuck everyone who enabled his actions and fuck everyone who looks the other way when their friends/family/associates pull this shit.…

I like that he put quotes around “President Trump”. Finally, he’s accurate. 

thanks for making me wheeze laugh and then cry

The one that gets the most giggles when I tell it is when he finished, started crying, rolled off of me and whispered namaste. Then asked me to cuddle him, then asked what he could make me for breakfast. I pushed him out the door and starfished that bed all night long.

I was so glad to see that, honestly. Because all of the women with their screenshots saw it too.

Damnit I have crest white strips on and my chortle snort from your comment nearly dislodged them.

Fucking finally. This asshole. Please let the music industry takedowns commence.

I clicked through, I did it. Found this gem.

Statutory rape is nonforcible sexual activity in which one of the individuals is below the age of consent. Teenage girls trying to hook up with older men was a thing, has always been a thing and is still a thing. Doesn’t mean it’s okay for adults to have sex with them.