‘Democracy in Chains’. If you haven’t read it, do. It will make you ill.

The thing about most sexual assaults is the lack of ‘evidence’. Unless you prefer to believe women, of course. 

Louder please, for the old white dudes that you’re talking to.

“I’m not telling you how to do your work but....I’mma go ahead and tell you how to do your work.”

I thought that until I realized how funny he is. Funny makes me lose my pants every time. 

What about Pine, he’s dreamy as fuck.

I would like to subscribe to this woman’s newsletter.

I fuckin’ love Chrissy. Thank you for all the giggles, m’lady.

Ya missed the joke there ;) 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoLRZUgFTy8

I dunno, these particular girls are all 21, 22? They could have nice asses still. 

Touché. Still sad I guess :) 

Yes, again. Conversation prompt. ‘Hey, I have two dogs that could die via trash left on counter. Why are you doing this?’

As someone currently being ghosted, ghosting is shitty and immature. Especially for a reason like this. Try communicating and asking ‘hey, why are you doing that?’ 

That’s not petty, that’s legit

The name Chad. Never met a Chad that was worth any amount of time. Continue to swipe left on all Chads without reading a single thing about them.

“I am the chosen one,” the president exclaimed at one point, when asked about his administration’s ongoing negotiations with China, turning his face toward the sky.

I sat in a conversation today where a guy I love and adore, seems liberal as fuck said “Well, I don’t feel right assuming he’s guilty with no evidence.”

I remember Halle on Oprah saying she basically never takes her bra off and that’s why her boobs are so amazing. Bet she strapped back in immediately following. Related: this is why I stopped ripping my bra off immediately when I walked in the door at the end of the day. I have DDs and they’re still pretty perky at 38.…

I saw Michael Bennet at Whole Foods last week.